Life, like a comment of something else that we can’t reach, and that’s right there after the jump we do not take.
Life, a ballet about a historic theme, a story about a lived thing, a lived thing about a real thing.
Life, photograph of number, possession in the darkness (woman, monster?), life, procurer of death, splendid deck, tarot of forgotten codes that a couple of gout hands reduce to a sad solitary.
Julio Cortazar, Hopscotch chapter 104

Really cheap cheesy video made by mandi and me for a dtoid contest. We didn’t win but it was still fun to do.

Why do you hate green SPLOSION man? I’m usualy green splosion man Blue splosion man! SPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He glows too much and glowy stuff is distracting @.@

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The Corrs - Everybody Hurts

I really hate that feeling of not being able to do anything to help out those people you care about.

Are you the bro that I have chosen? Are you the ‘splode beneath my ‘splosion?

I’ll splode any day, any time, as long as I don’t have to be green.

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Am I everything, or am I nothing?

You’re most, like around 70%-75%

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Do you like me, circle one yes, no, maybe, omg definitely!, i want you inside me.

Wait, who are you that I haven’t had inside me?

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Despite the risk of my cat killing me in my sleep if I do it, I want him see him wear a tuxedo after watching this :X

Explain your shadyurl Knives. http://5z8.info/cockfights_p4q3x_38—start.spamBot—this-ip—

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

They find out they’re the only ones that can stand each other and fall deeply in love. That or the universe implodes.

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